French Drunk

When someone gets very drunk with a relatively small amount of alcohol (usually three shots over a couple of hours) and misbehaves embarrassingly. Comes from the inability of French people (especially men) to handle alcohol and act proper. Typical behavior includes:
- being overtly loud and irritating.
- vomiting on self and other people.
- losing minor articles of clothing, such as shoes/socks, pants, and/or jacket
- arguing indignantly for no reason
- losing consciousness

1- Dear god, you were SO French drunk yesterday on the boat. I can't believe you threw your shoes into the water and tried to blame me for it. Go back to France.

2- Pierre at the Erasmus party.

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French Toast Drunk

On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.

Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*

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