French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!