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A recent out-of-the closet gay. Inexperienced and somewhat immature. A gay that doesn't yet understand the etiquette of proper gaydom.
Christina: "Wow, Eric acts like a teenage girl and he always hits on straight men!"
Nikki: "He just recently came out and hasn't developed his gay swagger yet, he's a FRESH FRUIT!"
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The close affiliation of those blessed into the Fresh Fruit cartel. Constituted by members possessing supernatural blunt rolling aptitude, who are commonly found in the nosebleeds. In fruit they trust.
Raspberries is Fresh Fruit.
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"Hey, i just bought some fresh fruit, you wanna go out back."
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In northern cities, fruit that has been preserved since summer and is thawed out and sprayed with water to look "just picked" in mid january, when there is 6 inches of snow outside.
I went to the supermarket in the snowstorm and got some fresh fruit picked last august.
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A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.
Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.
"They have fresh fruit at the continental breakfast, wake up!"
"Bitch, I am fresh fruit!"
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