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freudian click

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.

While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.

by Ben354 October 8, 2007

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Freudian Click

To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.

Dear Kelly,

You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??

Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"

by TheMusician June 29, 2011

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Freudian Click

Sending an email to someone by mistake.

A second after I hit "send", I realized that I had made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!

by Cynyc September 24, 2008

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Freudian Click

Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.

Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.

Bill: Wow, Freudian click man

by Bananananananakroyd May 11, 2011

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Freudian click

When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.

It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now

by freutenstach May 4, 2018


Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A β€œfreudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.

ZoΓ«: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

by Gideous July 5, 2009

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