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Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.
"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"
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The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.
Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.
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A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up hair or dirt. The resulting line of hair across the ass resembles the hairline of Friar Tuck.
If Grace sits on that toilet she'll have a Friar Tuck two inches thick!
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The action of tucking your boner into the waist band of your pants.
I was in public when you sent me that pic, I had to Friar Tuck it!
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Slang for a person who is balding or has a bald spot on the top of their head.
Friar Tuck is a companion to Robin Hood in the legends about that character. Friars Tuck is the common pattern of a border of hair around the back of the head/neck and the sides of the head.
Sir it looks you have a Friar's tuck
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When you use your portly belly to push someone out of the way.
Bob heard there was cake in the break room but Larry was blocking the door so he had to friar tuck him to get by.
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The greatest restaurant to bless this earth
Michael: fuck me, I'm hungry for a wee chicken supreme, wanna get a friar tucks
James: I want to have non homosexual sexual intercourse with you for suggesting that
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