Fridge

A box that cools down food, thus preserving it for longer. What, were you expecting me to say its a word for anal sex or something? Get your mind out of the gutter.

Person 1: You know what a fridge is, right?
Person 2: What, anal sex?
Person 1: No, it preserves food you fucking dimwit.

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Fridge

To put on a condom, freeze your dick in a fridge, and anally and vaginally penetrate your girlfriend with the frozen condom on. To spice things up a bit, put some crushed ghost pepper in the condom and attempt to break the icy condom as you penetrate her.

I nearly rendered the both of us sterile after I spicily fridged my girlfriend.

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Fridge

When a movie or tv show kills or hurts a friend or lover or family member of the main character so it will motivate or torture them. Like mission impossible 1, Deadpool 2, the second Jason Bourne, or in the lion king

Oh no… they fridged mufasa.

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Fridge

-noun, /frɪdʒ/: A common kitchen appliance used to store and preserve dead human bodies and body parts for consumption.

I was at my girlfriend's house when I decided to open her fridge and find myself a tasty little bit of homo sapien.

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Fridge

To put something in the refrigerator.

I just got a case of beer, can you fridge it for me?

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Fridge

1- *FRIDGE; - ph-ry-dJG ; verb- the action of destroying or assassinating a persons anus with a penis of considerable magnitude often resembling a 57 bus. The action, ususally performed in a violatory sense, produces the aftermath of either one of the following symptoms; laseration and/or complete tearing of the anal orifice, the dissemination of part or the entirety of the subjects' internal organs where the giant girder cock forced its entry, and/or the complete annihliation of the victims existance to the extent where it would be more appropriate to use the remains to bury the compost that would have been used to otherwise bury the remains.

2- As above but via a huge hit during a Football game.

3- Literally a Football player of such magnitude that he resembles a walking samsung fridge/freezer combo.

"YO HOMES I JUST FRIDGED THAT DUDE!"
"Yeah that was insane bro, but I think that might have been illegal you crazy fridge."

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Fridge

An extremely cool person, the phrase was coined by BriBry (A YouTuber with 21,000+ subscribers) on a blogTV show in April 2011.

Rory: Gemma, yer a feckin' fridge.
Gemma: Rory, I know.
Almha: EH LADS! I'm a feckin' fridge too ye know.
Rory and Gemma: Nah Almha, yer a feckin' farmer.
Alhma: :(

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