Friend of Tom

Friend of Tom: a Scientologist.

I heard that dude is a friend of Tom.
Yeah, it's creepy.

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More friends than Tom

A sarcastic way of saying that somebody is extremely popular on MySpace and/or in reality. A reference to the fact that MySpace founder Tom Anderson is automatically added as everyone's friend.

Have you seen Dane Cook's MySpace page? The guy has more friends than Tom!

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All Your friends are belong to Tom

The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.

Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.

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