Friendzone with benefits

An amazing, enhanced version of that awful thing we refer to as the friendzone. The friendzone with benefits is when someone and their best friend (hopefully of the opposite gender) have benefits such as cuddling, making out, oral pleasure, and even sex. Possibly the greatest alternative to dating in the history of history.

Mark: "hey are you gonna date Katie or what?"

Josh: "HAHAHA I'm not an idiot. We're in the friendzone with benefits!"

Mark: "you clever basturd, josh."

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