pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices

Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"

Fries down

A figure of speech used to describe a state of readiness.

“Dude, are you ready for the big game tonight?”

“Fries down I am so ready!!