Fritish Empire

An empire that was around from 1699 to 1715, created when the French and the British decided to join forces, it was ruled by King Louis Charles XXVIII, a random man who decided that he wanted to be the twenty eighth of a random name. The Fritish Empire collapsed when a Frenchman insulted a Britishman's crumpet making skills.

Charles: Do you wanna remake the Fritish Empire?
Mark: Who'd be the King Louis Charles XXIX?
Charles: Who says it had to be a king?