Frobisher

Used to describe an unsuccessful gold digger. Named after Martin Frobisher, an Elizabethan seaman, who brought 1,350 tons of gold ore back to England from the Americas only to find that it was worthless.

Did you hear about Emily? She just found out her boyfriend's in debt. Third one this month. What a massive Frobisher.

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Frobished

1. To Double Pwn Someone
2. To Roxxor their Soxxor

Dude, I so Frobished that rebel.

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frobish

See frobished for more info.

I will frobish you, before you can frobish me!

Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout

A campaign tactic whereby a sitting Prime Minister, dropping fast in the polls, appears at a northern Food Bank to act as if he cares about Indigenous kids - despite taking Indigenous kids to court after being found to have violated their Human Rights by a Federal Human Rights Tribunal.

Liberal Aide: "Oh my God, I'm going to have to move back in with my mom, we're polling at 29%!"

Trudeau: "Don't worry, we're going to pull a Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout. They'll never know what hit them."

Frobisher

(In mathematics) To disregard all logic and wish an answer into existence. See: Frobisher the wish pirate

Lemme Frobisher this math real quick