Frontal Moonwalk

The act of appearing to walk without moving in space... not to be confused with a Moonwalk, as made famous by the late King of Pop Michael Jackson, which everyone knows is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward.

Billie: "I swear that guy has been walking towards us for about 5 minutes now, yet he hasnt gotten any closer! What the EFF!?!?"

Diana: "Oh no gurl, he is just doing the Frontal Moonwalk. Yeah thats man!"

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