The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?
Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
A piece of shit that is not actually deserving of the name "Pizza." This is not pizza, it is a rock that has been painted red and brown/yellow. There is no reason for anyone to ever under any circumstance to consume this.
Nobody is that down bad to eat the shit that is Deep Dish Frozen Pizza.
2👍 1👎
capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius
"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"
"I never knew that fam."
When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
Yo man, want some frozen pizza?