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Frozen banana pop

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.

My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.

by Have-A-Fantastic-Norwich-Day October 11, 2010

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