Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

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frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.