Fruesday

noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.

Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.

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Fruesday

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.

F***, got the days mixed up! It's Fruesday!

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Fruesday

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.

F*** ! Got the days mixed up, it's Fruesday!