fruit pie

A man that's beyond flaming gay. Liberacci, Walan Smithers and that other guy from "Will & Grace."

That fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team!

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Fruit Pie

When you give a girl a creampie and pop her cherry at the same time.

"Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a fruit pie last weekend!"

"Sounds like a lot of cleanup."

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Fruit Pie The Magician

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.

Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Japanese fruit pie

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

Fruit pie

Something you call a gay ginger, not because you hate him, (most likely) but it’s because they have red hair and you know what’s red? Cherry pie/ fruit pies. Cherry pies are pretty fucking good just like ginger kids’ cocks! -Jared from subway.

Brendan’s a fruit pie.