Fruit and Nut

The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:

1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.

2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.

When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.

Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"

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Fruit and nut

Early 2000’s slang a fruit and nut bar -nutter

He’s a real fruit and nut

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Land of Fruits and Nuts

Derogatory, stereotypical; used in present day to refer to California. The fruit represents homosexuals, nuts to crazy people, hippies. Sometimes directly refers to San Francisco and its liberal mentality.

"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts."

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fruit and nut case

adj someone of minimal levels of intelligence or poor mental health see also cretin idiot

"I wonder what fruit and nut case i have the pleasure of seeing next!" exclaimed the doctor.

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fruit nut

A person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.

Yo, that chick is actin like a straight up "fruit nut".

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fruit-nutted

the stage after tipsy but just before completely trashed.

She drank a six pack and was fruit-nutted.

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