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An object, person or process that is standard/basic as fuck. Paying tribute to the basic fashion that is Fruit of the Loom.
Person 1: "Did you see Tara's dress?"
Person 2: "Urgh. yeah it was totally Fruit of the Loom"
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Person 1: "Barry got a new phone! Has he let you have a look yet?"
Person 2: "What that fucking Fruit of the Loom Nokia, na, I'm alright thanks..."
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The act of going down on a girl with a jolly rancher in your mouth, then inconspicuously spitting the candy into the vagina to be lost forever.
Girl: My basement smells like watermelon!
Other Girl: It must be the Fruit of the loom!
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"Fruit of the Loom". Is an old company, that borrowed part of the phrase from the biblical term of "fruit of the womb", which refers to a child or children.
The word play change to "Loom" was to reflect the woven textile product that underwear is made from.
I could speculate that the founder was symbolically implying that their underwear held the genitalia necessary for children to exist. This is just my take on it, since it seems meaningless and strange otherwise.
I only purchase and wear "Fruit Of The Loom" brand underwear.
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Just so the other guy who wrote something knows, Fruit of the Loom makes boxers, too. I live in Kentucky near a huge Fruit of the Loom factory and the only people who wear Fruit of the Loom are pimps with black FTL (Fruit of the Loom) boxers.
Fruit of the Loom is pretty much awesome.
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The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.
Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.
I think that guy is a fruit of the loom, he was staring at you the whole time you were at the urinal
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a type of underwear, usually briefs, that usually losers where. More widely known as tighty whitey or tights or tighty whities.
I gave that nerd a wedgie and he had on these tight fruit of the loom.
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