fruit on the bottom

In gay intercourse between two men, if they both lie horizontally, the one who is at the lowest altitude.

"That dude is, quite literally, a fruit on the bottom," exclaimed Dave as he saw his friend Tony getting japed.

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fruit on the bottom

see stepchildren; testicles

Just when I was about to go, she checked the fruit on the bottom and hummed "The Star Spangled Banner." Mad skillz!

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Fruit-at-the-bottom

A sexual act in which a person, using a turkey baster, injects equal parts of warm yogurt (must be Danon) and fruit into their partner's most anal of cavities. She (it's got to be a girl) defecates it into your mouth. Sometimes she poops a little too.

"Last night your mom gave me a Fruit-at-the-bottom. She crapped a little too. It was all liquidy. IT WAS DA BOMB! Then we listened to Mozart."

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Fruit on the Bottom

When a girl has a yeast infection and tries to use yogurt to cure it. A man then performs cunnilingus on said woman. The 'Fruit on the Bottom' is the surprise at the bottom of the box beneath all of the yogurt. Could be anything from menstrual fluid to an old condom to the neighbors cat.

Mike: Dude, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Thomas: Well me and my lady got freaky, and had some yogurt with Fruit on the Bottom.
Mike: Oh yeah, how was it?
Thomas: I liked it....A LOT.

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