Frying Eyes

Staring at a TV screen without blinking for long periods of time due to specific video games. Games that may induce frying eyes include rockband, guitar hero, and a variety of intense fighting games.

"I played rockband so much last night I started frying eyes!"

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Red Eye Fry

The act of filling a girl's asshole full of catsup (a Heinz enema or douche if you will) then dipping and eating french fries out of her forbiddin hole.

I wish Leigh Ann wasn't a dyke cause I would love to give her a Red Eye Fry.

CLINT: Is it lunch time yet?
MIKE: Yup! I sure can go for some Red Eye Fry.
CLINT: Great! Lets hit the strip club, I'll bring the catsup!

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