Fuck Buddy Code

The set of rules that apply to both parties in a non-committed sexual relationship.

1. No emotional attachments
2. Occurs on a semi-regular basis
3. Mutual satisfaction is ideal (but not guaranteed)
4. Don't neglect your fuck buddy
5. Discretion is key

Me: "Josh hasn't called me in two months. What a cunt."
Friend: "Oh man bitch, he's breaking fuck buddy code!"

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