Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile
Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow
Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking
Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea
something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.
Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
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The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris canβt do anything to you because its fuck Chris week
me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK
chris: β¦