Fuckcut

When a food item meant to be shared (such as brownies or pizza) is cut in an unusual and disorganized manner. The resulting pieces are of differing sizes and shapes. A result of trying to say 'cut all fucked up' but saying it wrong.

Those brownies at the meeting last night were delicious but they were all fuckcut.

Fuckcute

A meetcute that ends in fucking.

"An amusing or charming first encounter between two characters that leads to hardcore sex"

It was what Hollywood likes to call a "fuckcute". -- gravity's rainbow, p. 38