fuck mary

When you know you probably should buy your girlfriend/female friend/ sister that gift for her special occasion but you're completely out of cash.

Dude1: It's Mary's birthday. Did you get her a gift ?
Dude2 : Ahhh , fuck Mary.
Girl1: Did you remember your sister on her Anniversary ?
Girl2: Nope. Fuck Mary.

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Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

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