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Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.
Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
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When someone looks at you like they want to fuck
“She looked at me with fuck me eyes.”
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That guy over there just gave me the signature "james fuck me eyes"
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“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes”
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the eyes say "fuck me" without the mouth saying a word
I saw those fuck me eyes she had, and I knew I was getting lucky
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A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
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