(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.
(Noun) Jaundiced cum...
There is not enough fuckmustard in the gawd damed world , to make me want to do that!
Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish
Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley
"Babe were out of astroglide"
"All good, I picked up some Fuckmustard at the deli with lunch"