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1) To have sex with someone while you are still half asleep, normally by waking in the middle of the night, instantaneously in the mood.
2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
Girlfriend/Wife: Last night was amazing. You just rolled over and starting banging me like crazy!
Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!
Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
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"We're Fucked" Zombies are magicly reanimated corpses that cant be killed, so ya, we're fucked zombies will fuck us up.
Man 1 "Oh shit there are fucking magic zombies outside!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"
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To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.
Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.
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Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.
"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zombie fuck, huh?"
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To have sex with a zombie
Kind of like necrophilia but with an animated member of the undead.
Belladonna took a big rotting zombie dick up her ass.
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Having sex with a dead person.
Usually known as Necrophilia.
Bob: Dude shes so good!
Bill: DUDE SHES FREAKING DEAD!!
Bob: OH GOD!!!!
Bill: YOU ZOMBIE FUCKER!
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When two people have sex while still being asleep.
I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.
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