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Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.
"Fuck a friend, be about your business"
- Young Scooter
"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"
People who watch only Fox News and can't see it as fake news.
Well, I can see by talking to you that you watch Fox News and think real news reporters are enemies of the people. Therefore, you are a Fucks and Friends kind of person.
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Fuck a Friend day is on April 09th.
It is the Day you should fuck a Friend of Yours.
What Day is on April 09th? Fuck a Friend Day!
The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.
(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)
Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"
You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."
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Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵
Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day
Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait
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Fuck-a-Friend Eve is the day before National Fuck a Friend day, widely considered to be April the 9th. On this day, two best friends can prepare themselves for the day to come, possibly by engaging in sexual activities.
"Hey, it's Fuck a Friend Day tomorrow, so that means it's Fuck a Friend Eve today, do you wanna get warmed up?"
"Sure!"
Celebrated on the Third Friday in June. It is the one day of the year in wich you can hit up a friend you’ve always been attracted to and ask to fuck. This is wothout consequence or messing up relations or friend groups. Totally guilt free friend sex.
Friend 1: hey what’s up wyd tonight
Friend 2: nothin just chillin hbu?
Friend1: tbh nothin. I’ve always wanted to ask you this... wanna fuck?
Friend 2: omg thought you’d never ask. It is Fuck a friend Friday!
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