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fuck a toad

Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.

Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!

by Buddy SC February 24, 2014


fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker

"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018

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Fuck Toad

A decrepid, hideously ugly woman who people just fuck because they disrespect her too much to give a shit about her. More often than not, not only are they largely inbred, they are riddled with STD's and other living creatures. More often than not they aren't even aware of the fact that intercourse is taking place.

Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all

by SuperHanz March 2, 2008

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fuck toad

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

by erin f. June 29, 2006

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Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 6, 2021


Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.

Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.

by David Plays July 3, 2018