Fuck Coffee

Morning sex - used as a replacement for coffee to help accelerate the waking process.

Crystal: *wakes up* urggggh, I'm so hungover...I need a double espresso

Paula: uh, we're out of coffee beans...

Crystal: damn gurl, I need to be fucntional in an hour! Shall we have some fuck coffee instead?

Paula: Sure, just keep your morning breath away from me.

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