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When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.
Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"
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-When a woman has so many orgasms she doesn't remember anything
-Lana: Why don't you Fuck Me Silly, Roger? That'll shut you up
*1 hour later*
-Lana: Where the FUCK am I !? Who are you ?!
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An artificial ass in which you stick your penis into
Man I just bought a “fuck me silly,” and shit was it too tight👌🏽👈🏽💦💯
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missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot
the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"
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