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1. A large amount of a certain thing. 2. A mound of people all having intercourse with each other.
1. "Hey man, I've got a fuck mountain of blow, let's go get high and fire shiny guns are cop cars!" or "I just got back from holiday and I've got a fuck mountain of work to do." 2. "I was at this party man... it was kinda creepy. There were all these people around me looking at me funny. I thought I'd bail the fuck out of there and I was trying to find the escape. I went into some back room and I saw... just a pile of guys and gals going at it. It was like a fuck MOUNTAIN dawg".
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We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.
A sex position with three girls stacked on top of each other from doggy-style to standing bent over, so the guy can go "from floor to floor" .
She brought in her two girlfriends and later they surprised me with a fuck mountain.
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An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
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1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
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Highest seniority of fuck mountain.
Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.
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It's after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I'm out. Then whatever comes your way, you don't care.
Fuck this, I'm pretty sure I'm on fuck it mountain right now. Go ahead, it symbolizes life right now.
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