Fucking Steve

The entirity of being not only a complete fucking dumbass, but a complete failure in life and everything that goes along with it.

Fucking Steve can't even make a dam sandwhich right.

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Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

Fuck Off Steve

Is said when one is upset or disturbed deeply..

Shaun: Dave..your girlfriend is HOT!
Dave: FUCK OFF STEVE

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Steve-Fucking

When you meet a hot girl and just make out with her, because you feel uncomfortable about going further sexually. You do however brag about it to your friends.

"You see that girl with the pretty eyes? I'm definitely Steve-Fucking her tonight!

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How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.

Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys

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Fuck Steve

How everyone feels about the lousy, lazy, and saggy old fuck that you have to put up with at your job.

“man fuck steve, he’s so useless.”

“yeah i agree! fuck steve! i’ll be damned if i’m gonna be 61 working with that jackass”