Fuck war

A 'contest' in which two couples have sex within audible range of each other, with each couple trying to prove to the other couple that they have the hottest sex life.

Oh god, the neighbours are going at it again.
In that case, why don't we show 'em how it's done. let's have a fuck war!

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fucking wars

Alternative for ‘Oh for gods sake!’ Believed to have Originated in Norfolk England. Once heard from an old farmer in Larling UK.

Fucking wars, I can’t believe that!

fuck you war

when a couple or a group of people cannot stop saying"fuck you" to one another.
mostly happens between parents.

dad:hey fuck you linda!
mom:fuck you
dad:no fuck you
mom:fuck you
dad:fuck you
mom:no fuck you.
dad:this is a total fuck you war!

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do you fuck with the war

Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.

So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!

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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

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