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Fuck Your Couch

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.

Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!

by Brickwell August 28, 2006

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Fuck Your Couch

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.

Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?

by Hanamizu February 6, 2009

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Fuck Your Couch

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.

Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."

by M i c h a e l April 16, 2007

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Fuck Your Couch

To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.

Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!

by D Nuutz October 13, 2004

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Fuck your couch!

The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"

The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"

Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!

Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*

by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009

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fuck your couch

It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done

Person 1: I just finished my homework!

Person 2: Fuck your couch.

by ireallyhateyoualot October 4, 2011

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fuck your couches

pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....

A:dude you suck
B:well you know what fuck your couches

by Dracon January 13, 2006

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