fuckchop

Adj.

A disrespectful term widely used in American & English Boarding Schools to identify a prep school teacher with a profund underbite and a distorted sense of self importance. The subject(fuckchop)should possess this identifying physical characterisitc, or at a minimum, poor dental hygiene. Also, as a prerequisite, the prep school teacher must arrogantly believe they command great influence over the students future prosperity or success despite the fact that reality strongly suggests the contrary.

1. You better get your fuckchop outta my grill champ or Ill knock those corn nuggets loose with my Rolex.

2. If Fuckchops McHenry gives me another fucking demerit Im gonna tell him to go brush his teeth loose with a tube of fucking Vagisil.

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fuckchop

fuck·chop

n.
(1) A heretic, more as a result of stupidity than for any philosophical or logical reasons.
(2) A person who neglects or fails to do what common sense would dictate in a particular situation.


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Latin fvccant+chappen- present participle of fvccantchappenuere, to offend : d-, de- + linquere; see leikw- in Indo-European Roots.

The fuckchop packed up his carefree, booty-filled life and moved across the country to live in Bend, Oregon so he could be closer to his girlfriend.

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fuckchop

Someone who serially fucks-up

Ivano Bonnetti is a fuckchop

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fuckchop

A complete and utter dick-head

My ex-boyfriend is a fuckchop
Fuck off you fuckchop

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fuckchop

a dumbass, or screw-up. a person that is proficient at fucking things up, especially chopping, and rolling pot.

"adam, you're such a fuckchop you 14 year old asian hurtbag."

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fuckchops

A condescending term for a loser.

Nice shot there, fuckchops.

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fuckchops

Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.

"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"

"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."

"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."

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