Random
Source Code

Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

by Leonhart January 9, 2019


give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

by BITCHIMSMART December 27, 2018

3👍 1👎


Fuck Bitches Make Cookies

The Act Of Making A Choclate Cookie Dildo Out of Sperm and Brest Milk and using it in a sexual act

Yeah Fuck Bitches Make Cookies then has surpise buttsex with that Cookie

by Get2 May 24, 2012

2👍 3👎