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A list of things to do in bed before you die.
After watching entirely too much porn, Chris added "sex with 2nd grade teacher" to his fucket list.
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Noun. Variation of spelling includes "fuckit list."
Similar to a to-do list, a fucket list is a series of tasks which one intends to complete, but doesn't. These tasks are either replaced with more enjoyable activities, or simply neglected with a "fuck-it-all" attitude.
College student 1: "So, I have this ridiculous list of projects, reading, and other bullshit to do this weekend."
College student 2: "Good luck getting all that done. Hope it doesn't turn into a fucket list."
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Similar to a bucket list, except the list contains names of people to do before you die
I've done everything on my bucket list! Now I can die happy.
Yeah, well I've done everyone on my fucket list, I think I used my time more productively.
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Similar to a bucket list, except whereas a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die, a fucket list is a list of people you want to do before you die.
Jordan: Hey man, what happened with those twins last night?
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
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a) A To Do list of items removed from your Bucket List because you know you'll never get around to doing them.
b) A To Do list of items that other people do but you don't care to.
Learn German? That's going on my Fucket List.
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What you would like to do (Sexually) before you die..
My Fucket List:
1) Ride the Sybian
2) Get The Poison Out
3) A strap on
4) Have sex with Howard Stern (perhaps using #3)
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A list of people you wanna do before you die
The following women on my fucket list I would like to sleep with before I die
Megan Fox
Keira Knightly
Rachel McAdams
Hermoine (from Harry Potter)
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