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A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
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1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.
2.Also works with other holidays
1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"
2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!
2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium
and so on and so on
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Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies
Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face
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Taking too long to do something.
We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..
means the same as fucking up my shit, not holiday a related song, it is an exclamation of dismay at the site of a beautiful woman
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Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
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(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.
1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!
2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!
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