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1. Someone who does really stupid shit with absolutely no reasoning behind it.
2. Someone who will will believe in something with nothing to back it up, yet won't believe in something no matter how much proof you give them
Kid 1: Dude, why the fuck did you rip up my bookbag for absolutely no reason!?
Kid 2: Because you have different opinions then mine.
Kid 1: You're a fucking dickhead you know that?
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The asshole driver that can't help pulling these annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:
1. The pinch down - while you minding your own business in the right lane, a fucking dickhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right lane.
2. On ramp fuckery - Similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.
3. Too scared to pass - On a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without passing. Most annoying a night.
4. Fog light idiot - outdated oversized SUV with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. Really bad with too scared to pass.
5. What's up little dick? - homophobic asshole with tiny penis driving a huge truck or SUV with giant tires. To overcompensate for his tiny penis, has to drive this piece of shit at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.
Hey fucking dickhead, you almost ran over my 2 year old daughter in the church parking lot. And fucking dickhead, turn off your fog lights it's daytime.
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Someone who is a complete ass, also has a dick for brains and dosen't know shit about whats giong on around him/her
You fucking dickhead, don't touch my sister.
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a person who has shat there pants or touched your pickle
"wanna see my pickle? no fuck off you dumb fucking DICKHEAD!!!"
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A person who makes bad decisions because they’ve maybe got a couple screws loose but are loved dearly because they’re amazing and mean well most of the time
You’re such a fucking dickhead ❤️
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when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'
mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.
you: get fucked dickhead
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