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Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.

Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.

by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016

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fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

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fucked sideways

(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.

I just saw your mom getting fucked sideways.

by Kenny D. December 5, 2004

55๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fucked sideways

When someone in the middle is being fucked by two others from the sides, both orally and analy/vaginaly.

The sexy redhead was being fucked sideways by a big dick in her mouth and a lesbian with a dildo up here vagina.

by The.Kev February 6, 2014

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right fucking sideways

Piss ass drunk

A) What'd you do last night?

B) We got right fucking sideways!

by crazyfridaynight November 22, 2009

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Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 11, 2016

150๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me sideways

being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.

"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"

"Well Fuck me sdeways!"

by MsTr-Z May 15, 2005

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