Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"