Fuckstructor

An individual seemingly entrusted with the duty to teach a highly complex, demanding or otherwise formidable pursuit; but in reality conveys horrific misinformation, convoluted material presentation and unyielding authoritarianism.

So, how are the flying lessons going?
Better now, after I got a "real instructor".
What happened?
Well, for the first five days a Fuckstructor taught me the WRONG WAY to measure fuel, read a sectional chart, prep the aircraft and HOW TO FUCKING LAND.
Damn. What did you do?
Oh, HE GONE!