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Fukushima

(1) A reference to the nuclear power plant disaster in Fukushima, Japan.

(2) Explosive rupture of the rectal containment vessel due to intestinal reactor meltdown โ€” creating a vast, uninhabitable dead zone for several centuries.

Stay away from the bathroom โ€” I just did a Fukushima.

That big bean burrito gave me a Fukushima.

Uh oh โ€” where's the toilet? I think I just ate a Fukushima burger.

by WeMayGotJokes March 19, 2011

62๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fukushima

To have a situation foul up worse than you ever thought possible. To have a piece of equipment experience more abuse than it was designed for. To experience a problem far beyond your worst-case scenario planning.

When a computer crashes and your backup tapes are missing and it's quarter-end and the boss just decided to reject your budget for adequate data recovery. "This is Fukushima'ed."

When your home mortgage is underwater and you can't apply for refinancing and you can't afford to keep it and you can't afford to take the credit hit by walking away. "You're Fukushima'ed."

by mobilesventek March 17, 2011

39๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fukushima

Japanese term for Clusterfuck.

Japanese nuclear scientist Akiko - โ€œWe were trying to avoid another Chernobyl, but weโ€™ve got complete Fukushima! Hey Chokichi look my pet lizard just turned to Godzilla!

by brown_rat March 16, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fukushima

To majorly fuck up others' world through ignorance, incompetence, greed, and/or collective denial. Named after the aged nuclear power plant in Japan that falsified safety records, ignored warnings, and inadequately prepared for disaster.

That asshole drives home from the bar loaded every night. Somebody's gunna get fukushima'd.

We'd been together six months before I realized the dick's been sleeping all over town without a condom. Now we're all fukushima'd.

by mistamikey April 2, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fukushima

To be completely and utterly fucked up. Melted down and destroyed. Named after the Japanese nuclear power plant that melted down after the 8.9 earthquake and resulting tsunami.

"That car is straight up fukushima"

by AntonNoel March 15, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fukushima

When things have gone to hell, and out of control.

Bob and Sue's relationship has gone Fukushima! Everybody within a 15 mile radius better evauate, cause it's gonna blow!

by gnes1256 March 30, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fukushima

Fukushima is the name of the nuclear power station and the severely damaged in the March 2011 earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

In other words; a completed disaster.

Dude, that car is a complete fukushima.

Yeah, he completely fukushimad that one.

by DonMarcos June 11, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž