Full Cycle

Noun: A full rotation of piss, shit, and cum (not necessarily in that order). A full cycle is typically had in the toilet but may also take place in one's pants.

Give me a sec, I'm about to have a full cycle in the bathroom.

Full-cycle red light

A traffic light that turns from yellow to red just as you get there and causes you to have to wait until the signal runs it's full cycle before it is your turn to pass. Seemingly stays red forever.

Usually at an intersection that includes turn arrow signals for cars making left turns.

Full-cycle red lights are commonly experienced while lost in the city. See the Law of wrong way.

I would have been there on time, but every intersection I came to was a full-cycle red light. Consequently, I was 15 minutes late for the Boss's meeting. FML.

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full light cycle

hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.

-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc

shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle

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