Full Tacoma

Am experience that can no longer be had in Tacoma, sure to the gentrification of nearly every rough area and relocation of most ne'er-do-wells to outlying cities like Lakewood Parkland, and Spanaway, none of which are actually Tacoma.
The full Tacoma would include a WALK through the Hilltop on a Friday night, when the cops used to be afraid to drive through, a run through the overpass jungle near the T-dome, and a visit to friends in Salishan, ending the evening in mellow West Tacoma (formerly known as North Tacoma (thanks, University Place (we still hate you))), most likely eating steak fries at Tower Inn & Lanes, or Denny's for the freaks. A walk across the old Narrows bridge was optional, but highly recommended.
R.I.P., T-Town, we miss you.

I tried to give my cousins the full Tacoma, but they got stuck in a crack house on the hill until daylight, when they ran out of money.

Full Tacoma

The proper Tacoma experience for people that visit the city, as described on The Grit City Podcast episode that featured Tacoma Hops.

When my friends visit Tacoma, I give them the full Tacoma.