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An explative alternative appropriate for friendly co-workers and acquaintances where full on use of explatives may or may not be well received. Or, commonly used when one has had a come to jesus meeting or a new years resolution to clean up the potty mouth.
co-worker uno: I just overheard the sup saying we have to work late.
co-worker dos: funk that. I'm heading out before they find me.
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A very shy, smart, intelligent and goal-getter boss lady. She is very strong willed and would do anything to achieve her dreams. She is a deep lover who is also afraid to show it. She is one friend you can depend on. She is an introvert but once she feels comfortable with you, trust her to be the silliest, craziest , fun loving girl...she has a very small circle of friends and will do everything to protect her circle. Do not break her trust else you will spend a lifetime to regain her trust. Always the happy-go-lucky girl, but deep down, she’s confused and wish someone would truly understand her unspoken inner fears...A lover of sex but would only have sex with the person she truly loves....She is one who loves to deal with her issues quietly and silently, which is not too good for her.
Get you a girl like Funke, you would be glad to have her in your life.
Boy: I met the perfect girl ever....
Friend: Please tell me she’s a Funke
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Temporary sadness. Feeling sad and down and not knowing why. No motivation to do anything and always tired. Almost like you're missing something but not know what it is. Like a small phase of depression that only lasts a couple days or weeks.
Megan really seems to be in a funk. She said she's really sad but doesn't know why. Hopefully she'll get out of her funk
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A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.
After he drank the funk he passed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that bass fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.
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the act of putting a lit blunt roach in the tip of cigarette (usually menthol) that is slightly emptied. Then you can hit the roach through the cigarette. In doing this you can avoid burnt fingers and when the roach is done it in turn lights the cigarette.
Stoner 1: "Dude, the roach is burning my fingers!"
Stoner 2: "I got a Newport, let's funk it."
Stoner 1: "Fuck yeah!"
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A state of undesirable emotions or feeling out-of-sorts. These feelings may include but are not limited to: sadness, boredom that is unusually difficult to curb, laziness, unworthiness, and an overall feeling of malaise. The reasons for being in a "funk" usually remain unknown by the victim while others may know exactly why they are in a "funk" and just have a difficult time getting rid of it. A funk may last a few hours or up to several weeks at a time.
John: Hey man, you want to go out to the bars tonight and get fucked up??!!!
Mike: No man. I'm not in the mood tonight. I'll probably just watch TV and go to bed.
John: Damn dude, that's the second weekend in a row! Sounds to me like you're in a funk.
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A groovy earthy vibe. Used mostly in music. Originally sourced from the intimate scent of a woman.
Lord, that's a funky groove!
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