Fur Pie

Natural growth of pubic hair on a woman.

Fur pie doesn't sell.

fur pie

A woman's pubic region in it's beautiful, natural, unshaven state. I.e. The best kind of pie.

"Man I got me some fur pie last night!"

fur pie

Usually referring to an unshaven female pudenda, but it could refer to any bodily hair (underarm hair, pubic hair, leg hair) of both genders

I can deal with fur pie, but it's not my favorite kind of pie.

-"Are you unshaven?"
-"Well..."
-"Are you unshaven? Fur pie doesn't sell."