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furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

by AXAdartmouth April 17, 2009

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masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008

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masturbates furiously

a shitty interweb site

man, masturbatesfuriously.com is stupid

by hat November 4, 2004

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